In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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I told you it would happen

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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We are sorry for being so sorry, and apologize again for apologizing so much... Why wont you just let me apologize? Does this insult you? I apologize. HEY! STOP THAT! I SAID I WAS SORRY SORRY FOR BEING SORRY! FORGIVE ME PLEASE SORRY WHY ARE YOU DRAWING THAT KNIFE OUT OF THE... LISTEN I AM SORRY!!! From my book the boy that cried help too much: The help arrived and the boy was never seen again. TRIPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING! QUADRUPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING...ETC.

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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I'm sn otter

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Knock knock What?

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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