- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

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