- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

Poop

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

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