What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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whats bloop with an m? matthew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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