What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

its funny cuz i laughed!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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