- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

Rick santorum

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

Bumsniffer

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

gay people

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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