What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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Anti Joke

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