How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

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What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Mullets

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What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

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A white person at Harvard

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Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

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whats white and pointless? chalk.

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A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

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you know whats funny... nothing.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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