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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

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How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

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How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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