It was a dark and stormy night. The whole family waiting for the phone to ring as they await for a criminal to give instructions. Then the phone rings... RING RING Jeffery: "Hello? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. No sir please don't! No, have mercy! Yes sir. No sir, no. Yes sir. Bye." Donald: "What did the man say?" Jeffery: "Wrong number..."

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What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

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what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Women's rights.

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"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

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I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

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