What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

Moo! I'm a goat!

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

What's big and messy? A big mess

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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