- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

There's a car about to hit me.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Womens rights !

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

Wanna hear a joke? no

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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