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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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