Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

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Spinabifita

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Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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