How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

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Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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