Black People

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Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

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what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

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So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

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You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

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Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

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a horse nibbled a baby

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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What did the man without a tongue say...

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Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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Religion.

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Anti Joke

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