A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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