- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

woman's rights

I am a joke. I am funny.

Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

oh no, i've lost my tractor

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Basically copying you.

child labor

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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