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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

You know what's catchy? A cold

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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