- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

How does shit taste?\ Good.

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

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