What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

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Donald Trump

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This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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you lose.

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What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

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Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

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Queens Park rangers

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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HI MY NAME IS DOUG

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hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

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what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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Top ten reasons Microsoft Doors is better than Microsoft Windows. 1. Easier to open. 2. Doors do not crash... Windows does! 3. Watching pron? Your mother around? JUST SLAM THAT SHlT ON HER FACE! 4. Saves power! (Its easier to just shut and open doors) 5. Doors are a lot easier to get trough than windows. 6. When windows wishes you welcome the first time you install it, you still cant wipe your damn feet on it! 7. Its easier to surf on the internet on top of doors than on windows. 8. While Windows is easy to hack because you can try codes forever, you can just buy a good lock on your door and shut it. 9.The sun glaring on your screen trough your windows? GET MICROSOFT DOORS! 10. I dare you make one, i live doing this shit. Capcom before. And special thanks to you! Thanks for playing! Capcom now: Fuck off thats not DLC paywall! its actual downloadable only content! Just pay 45 bucks to get all colors to all characters.... ...Downloading Allcolors 10kb

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What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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