- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

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Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

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