How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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How do I get to Carnegie Hall? The address is 881 Seventh Avenue at 57th street in New York. it's beside the Russian Tea Room and almost directly across from the IESE school of business. The Russian Tea Room has a large bright red awning out front and a large carving of three dancing bears on the face of the building, the bears are covered in gold leaf. You can't miss it.

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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