- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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