what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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Lets just say that we are beyond the stage where I am "just" trying, by the way, you might want to search that last comment for double negatives. Or you know NOT NOT. Do not take my word for it, but if I am not wrong, the bacteria (yogurt) leaves afterwards, so you are eating milk that has been eaten and then.. You know... A common "side effect" of hypnosis, is that when it is used, the one hypnotized (both in this case) end up feeling a "strange" case of closeness, stronger bonds, friendship etc, scientists wonder why... ITS LIKE DUH! WE BOTH REVEAL DEEP SECRETS TO EACH OTHER! THINGS WE DO NOT EVEN USUALLY TELL OURSELVES! Its a literal no brainer, scientits can go fuck themselves, because as far as I know, thats the only fuck they ever get.

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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Tim and Eric

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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