What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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What has a head but can't see? A penis.

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fduck

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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