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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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