Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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This joke is funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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