Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

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What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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