- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

THE END.

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

David Silberberg is gay

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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