- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

What did the president do for the people? ...

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

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