whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

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Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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Axel? Its Eliza, is that you? You alive again? I don't want to be no successor of anything, but thanks I guess. Neo-Nero has not shown up since you returned, I think he isn't very proud of himself and wont be a problem here on forward. He did push me aside, but now that you are alive, I wont even consider the thought of you "dying again" and unless you are dying or seriously ill, I don't want to hear anything about it. Seriously, how bad are you doing? Physically I mean? I am relieved, I mean we all thought you where dead.

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What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

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You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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A man... walks.

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How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

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whats chinese noodles

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If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

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What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

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Anti Joke

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