Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

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Moo! I'm a goat!

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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Woman rights.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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