- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

What's the difference between a duck?

yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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