- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

An irish man walks out of a bar

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

You're welcome!

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

What did Delaware? A coat.

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

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