- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

Rachel not blowing Robert.

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

Psychics.

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