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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest? A black priest

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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