Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

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What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

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What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

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im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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