- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

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How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

A midget walks under a bar

Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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