What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

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Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

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why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

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What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

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I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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ass.

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Kathy Griffin.

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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TIMMAH!

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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