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What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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