An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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The Barackness Monster

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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baby seal walks into a club

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

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What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

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Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

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" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

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That's what she didn't say

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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Where's my baby??

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Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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