- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

What's circular and round A circle

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

WEED!

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

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