What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

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Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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I would rape her

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

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What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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