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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

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Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

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Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

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Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

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Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

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Help I'm being raped!

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

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Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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