- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

A cat playing laser tag.

NASCAR

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

try slamming a revolving door

Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

42, that is all

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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