- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

Women's rights.

"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

Poop swing

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- Commits Suicide

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

Women's Rights.

Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

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