What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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im in stttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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