why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Whats In My Trash? Bears

cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

Three baby seals walk into a club...

If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

penispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenis

What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...