How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

Jason Connor.

who's a slut... you're mom

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

Aodhan peanut head Hearty

what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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