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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Who wants pizza crusts?

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: smiles Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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