Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

what do you call a young man? a little boy

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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