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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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Cheese stick

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

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A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

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Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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gabbi nunez ;)

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