what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

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42, that is all

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A man... walks.

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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Woman's rights

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Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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