knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

thumb_up thumb_down +19

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

thumb_up thumb_down +19

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

thumb_up thumb_down +19

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

thumb_up thumb_down +17

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

thumb_up thumb_down +17

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

thumb_up thumb_down +17

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

thumb_up thumb_down +17

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

thumb_up thumb_down +17

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops