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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"heavy breath, heavy breath

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

My kids are mistakes.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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