Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

Grammer is very important

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

Anti Joke

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