what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

nick ya honkin of b.o m8

What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

PEANIS!

A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

Why is this funny? cause it is funny

You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

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