- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

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