Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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NAACP

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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Cleveland winning something

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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