- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

What do you call it when the sht hits the fan? The sht hits the fan.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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