How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

you first

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

Knock Knock Not Yet

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Wats rong with yo leg.....

OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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