knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

lol

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

I pooped.

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

long in the tooth!

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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