- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

you and your family will die tonight

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Hello, nice to meet you.

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

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