- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

Women's rights

How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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