- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

hey

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

you lose.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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