- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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