so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

whats chinese noodles

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

Im black

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

I've got a dig bick

But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

Like this joke, bitch.

A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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