- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

i like turtals and kids

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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