What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

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im watching you..

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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baby seal walks into a club

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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Donald Trump

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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