- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

Santa isn't real

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

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