- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My parents died!

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

a fish swimming in the water swims

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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