A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

ass.

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

fruit salad?

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

Penis

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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