What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

Penis

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

Womens rights !

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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